Update!!

Hello lovely readers!

I figured I'd do a mid week update!

First off, I don't think I'll post Nostaligia 3 for next weeks post, I have something else in mind that needs to be discussed. It's something we all deal with... I hope I'll be able to do a good job writing about it.

Secondly! Alright! I've been wanting to update on Space Oddity and on Mr. High School.

I may also add some new thoughts at the end but I may have to be super discrete about them!

So!! Update on Space Oddity! Back around the beginning of August I wrote this cheesy desperate post about finding my future husband, about there being a planet full of future husbands and all that nonsense. Then! I went on to talk about 2 customers whom I am very much attracted to... and then I set up a silly goal for myself to ask a boy out... what was I thinking?!

I didn't ask a boy out, I guess I'm too much of a pussy to do that. Well, 1. I'm scared to do the courting.. I don't know how to do that! and 2. I realize that maybe I am too scared to start a relationship, maybe I am not as ready as I thought I was....hmm, something to think about. I'm rushing rushing rushing to find my future husband and yet, I just, hmm, am not ready. As much as I miss being with someone and as lonely as I feel at times, I guess now is not the time. Who knows when the time really will come. But! What we do have to remember, ladies and gentlemen, is that we must must must live in the present. I keep on forgetting about that. Live in the now! So, I'm trying to take my time... trying not to rush rush rush... and just walk through this life, and enjoy it!

Okay! There's that! Now!! an Update on Mr.Dickies, he was also mentioned in the Space Oddity post. So!!! Thank the universe for girlfriends! I tell you! If it weren't for them I dunno how anyone would get by in this world! :)

My bestie and I went to Mr. Dickies place of work (this was her idea) to.. you know... wait, I actually don't know... I can't say to "put the moves on" but to I guess stir things up a bit? See what happens? How Mr. Dickies will react?!?! Did he react? That he did! :) Not a major reaction, but the little things do help :) All he did was say "Hey, I guess I should just call you for the change order and you can drop it by after work from now on" and I giggled and that was it... I honestly have no recollection of what I replied with. I seriously become a little girl most of the time, when I'm around a boy I really really like. This primarily happens when I really like a boy and really don't know much about him. So then I tend to create this awesome idea of him and it goes down hill from there :) Then he served us our cheese platter and told us about each cheese (3 lil slices of cheese for $15...crazaaay!) and that was it! Oh! and guess what! He didn't do the whole "long blink" thing! high five!!!

So that was that... I hadn't seen him for about a week or so... Then! Well! Let me sidetrack a bit! Lately I've been trying to be a bit more girlie and more comfortable with being girlie, so on Fridays at work it's sort of a "wear whatever you want but you have to have green or purple" day so I decided to dress up cutesie girlie, I put on make-up too! WOA!!!! I know!!!!

On this super cute Friday I got to help him for his change order and what happened?!?!! He said "You look really pretty!" and I said "Thanks" I probably blushed too! Then he said "Not that you don't look pretty on other days, but you look extra extra extra pretty today!" and I said "Thanks" again, of course accompanied with some giggling!! UGH!!! I'M 27 YEARS OLD AND I STILL FUCKIN GIGGLE!!! GRRR!!! Makes me feel like a 5th grader. It was really sweet, I should've asked him out right then and there... but did I? Nope!!

So that's my Mr. Dickies update! ...sigh...

On to Mr. High School... you know what... I really don't want to waste my time writing about this OR your time reading about him... let's just say looks can be deceiving and while he looked like a wise man and we had adult conversations alas he is still in High School... NEXT!!!!

It's funny because after my Deactivation post... after deactivating that stupid OKcupid account it seemed that boys were being handed to me on a silver platter! First it was Mr. High School contacting me again ( achoo::bullshit::ooooo!) , then it was Mr. Dickies telling me I looked pretty :) and then! a freakin' curve ball thrown at me from I have no idea where!!

Here is the discrete section of this post!!

So, how do I go about talking about this boy!! I've known him for a couple of years, we have great chemistry, we can joke around and just have a great time! I do not even know if I should be writing about this, but fuck it! So, he told me he liked me! Which I never thought I would hear him say! At one point I had a little crush on him but shit...we can't be ruining friendships with crushes... I think, ladies and gentlemen (yes I used it again), we all know where that ends up, if it ends :) So, I stopped myself from feeling those things. And, well, SHIT! Now I'm just fucking confused! So, that is all I have to say. I guess there is no way of being discrete about this... anyone can read this...

But I find myself thinking about it often! I need to wash my brain or something. I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair! haha! I'm not that obsessed about it that I sing a song about it, but it came to mind! I just never thought I'd be his type... anyways... lets wash up!


I guess that's that all!

Check out next weeks post!! It should be a good one!

Gonna go hop in the shower now ;)

Space Oddity

Staring off into space...



Ground Control to Major Future Husband.....



Where are you?



Floating off somewhere... somewhere far far off into the outter limits of space on a special planet called Future Husband. As a collective group I think that all of us single, sadly desperate (maybe it's just me), women need to contact NASA, find a rich rich rich donor to pay for our flights off into space, and land on planet Future Husband. Once we land it'll be like arriving at the airport, our future husbands will be standing there, waiting for us, with HUGE smiles on their faces holding a sign with our names so beautifully written in hot pink calligraphy on a lush black velvet background with feathers and flowers bordering our names. Of course unicorns and leperachauns will be standing by their sides.



OY!



Y'know working at my job provides me the visual and mental delight of imagining all of the super cute boys/men customers I help, as my potential future husbands. For example, there is this one customer that comes in to get change orders for his place of work. He is short and stocky has a cute lil mini gelled mohawk and piercings, and when he walks in wearing those Dickies I just melt. He is just soo soo cute! My coworker thinks he's into me, I would like to think that as well but I don't want to get ahead of myself.



Another customer is tall, dark, and has long dreads... mmm mmm mmm. He works for a dance studio, mabye he can teach me a few moves... wink wink... if ya know what I mean... nudge nudge. In all seriousness though I'd probably just topple over myself and he'd stand there, point and laugh. No, no, no! No future husband of mine would EVER be that shallow! So, he'd probably lower his head in shame, walk away and right then and there would begin the divorcing process with my future ex-husband, the dancer. Sad face.



Really though, I feel like Mr. Dancer is out of my league. I know, I should be more confident, but he is just too beautiful for me. I think that there could be some potential with Mr. Dickies. One thing I do have to mention that turns me off a little about Mr. Dickies is that he sometimes closes his eyes when he talks. I know, something so minute and silly could actually be a deterrant to being with my potential future husband...wtf! I'm going to go ahead and look past that and be the big person here. hehe



In any case, I was thinking of grabbing my balls and asking Mr. Dickies out. I think that would be a great challenge for myself as well as all the lovely single ladies out there! Seriously! Let's grab our balls and do this! I'm such a pussy though! How the hell can I ask a dude out? AND! Am I allowed to ask someone out while I'm at work? Well, shit, I'm writing this while I'm at work so fuck it! Maybe I'll try and get some of my gals to go to his place of work and try and "work it" if ya know what I mean. ;)



Seriously though let's do this challenge. I'm making this public and all of you are holding me accountable to this! I'm going to give myself a month to ask a boy out. It may seem too long but this is some serious business, this is my future on the line. I have to make sure I plan this out as to not make a fool out of myself, and not loose another chance with a potential future husband! Who's with me!?

Oy, I really don't know what I'm talking about.... forgive me for this post, I promise next weeks post will be better!!!!!!

I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY FUTURE HUSBAND ALREADY!!!! Is that too much to ask of you, universe? It's just one simple, painless request! Just send down those men from Planet Future Husband and I'll be fine, I swear! This is a desperate cry for help!

Ground Control to Major Future Husband your circuits dead, there's something wrong....

Can you hear me Major Future Husband?

Can you hear me Major Future Husband?

Can you hear me Major Future Husband?



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